2 IN 1 COASTER-BOTTLE-OPENER (SIGNED)

Crack open a cold-one and sit it on my face. The beer, that is.
 
I ordered tons of these dope coaster-openers to sell after shows. But...
 
... this silly magician didn't anticipate everything being cancelled due to a global pandemic, so, here I am, drowning in hundreds of units of the greatest merchandise ever produced. 
 
Each coaster comes signed, FREE! What a guy!