2 IN 1 COASTER-BOTTLE-OPENER (SIGNED)
Crack open a cold-one and sit it on my face. The beer, that is.
I ordered tons of these dope coaster-openers to sell after shows. But...
... this silly magician didn't anticipate everything being cancelled due to a global pandemic, so, here I am, drowning in hundreds of units of the greatest merchandise ever produced.
Each coaster comes signed, FREE! What a guy!