BUY DOM AN ISOLATION BEER
Hooray - everything's been cancelled! Let's get wasted.
Why not be a legend and shout your favorite magician a delicious isolation beer? What's in it for you? I'll send you a personalised video of me opening and drinking the exact bevvy you paid for. Kind of like the world's cheapest, shittiest 'Cameo' video.
Unlike toilet rolls and hand sanitsiers, there are aboslutely no limits to how many you can order! Come on guys - destroy me.