2 IN 1 COASTER-BOTTLE-OPENER (5-PACK)

One bottle opener isn't enough? I hear you. Why not treat yourself to five?
 
Crack open a cold-one and sit it on my face. The beer, that is.
 
I ordered tons of these dope coaster-openers to sell after shows. But...
 
... this silly magician didn't anticipate everything being cancelled due to a global pandemic, so, here I am, drowning in hundreds of units of the greatest merchandise ever produced.
 
Let me know if you would like these signed or not!